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Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf
Daar geraak ik nooit van af
'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu
Mè die balle en die snooker-keu
'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard
En dan geel, groen, bruin, blaut, roos en zwart
Doe lak ik dan zedde strak
Ook 'ne snooker-maniak
Ik spelde vreuger vogelepik
En van tijd ook boomeke-wies
En ik was 'ne krak op de pitjesbak
En van pokeren ook ni vies
Mor af en toe, ja da wette goe
Begint da te vervele
Toen zag bibi op den tellevisie
"E snooker-matchke spele!"
Ik docht verrekt...ik gon direkt
Gelak die kerels doen
Want ge wèt mor nooit...weurre kik ooit
'ne snookerkampioen
En van in 't begin, dan vloge kik 'r in
Ik leerde de strafste stote
En nà is 't zovâr op den biljâr
"Zennekik 'nen hele grote!"
Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf
Daar geraak ik nooit van af
'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu
Mè die balle en die snooker-keu
'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard
En dan geel, groen, bruin, blaut, roos en zwart
Doe lak ik dan zedde strak
Ook 'ne snooker-maniak
Nà zee die van mij...zeg luisterd' is gij
Wa vangde gà nà allemol aan
Vanaf dà gij dà spelleke spelt
Ziede gij mij nimîer staan
Da snooker-spel da 's goed en wel
Mor gij zult moette kieze
Blèfde gij begot zo'ne snookerzot
"Dan pak ik mijn valieze!"
Ik zee mè 'n air...da d'is ni fair
Dà kunde toch ni doen
Want verleje keer worde nog zo fier
Op oewe snookerkampioen
En lieve chou...versta me goe
Ik laat aa nooit ni valle
Mor astemblieft...'k zèn verliefd
"Op m'n keu en al m'n balle!"
Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf
Daar geraak ik nooit van af
'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu
Mè die balle en die snooker-keu
'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard
En dan geel, groen, bruin, blaut, roos en zwart
Doe lak ik dan zedde strak
Ook 'ne snooker-maniak
Ik zèn pertang van nikske bang
Mor ochgottekes mè 'n toernooi
Dan hemmekik dan daver over heel me lijf
En 'ne kop lak 'n savooi
Ik loer en ik mik en ik stoemp
En iedereen roept "a mok et"
En ik zeg wèral bà de lesten bal
"'t is allemaal in de pocket!"
Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf
Daar geraak ik nooit van af
'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu
Mè die balle en die snooker-keu
'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard
En dan geel, groen, bruin, blaut, roos en zwart
Doe lak ik dan zedde strak
Ook 'ne snooker-maniak
Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf
Daar geraak ik nooit van af
'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu
Mè die balle en die snooker-keu
'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard...
...has sat in his chair for the whole of this final frame.
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ASDF - Coldcat
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Play the fucking track!
Play that fucking-
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Poets say our lives are like the rivers that flow
They surely know true
Everyone a different kind of stream, so they say
All on our way too
Here's a raging torrent that's dashing on strong
Here's a peaceful rivulet bubbling alone
I have been just like a weary river
That keeps winding endlessly
Fate has been a very cheerful giver
To most everyone but me
Oh, how long it took me to learn
Hope is strong and tides have to turn
And now I know that every weary river
Someday meets the sea!
I have been just like a weary river
That keeps winding endlessly
Fate has been a very cheerful giver
To most everyone but me
Oh, how long it took me to learn
Hope is strong and tides have to turn
And now I know that every weary river
Someday meets the sea!
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Now I've had the time of my life
No, I never felt like this before
Yes, I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
And I owe it all to you
I've been waiting for so long
Now I've finally found someone to stand by me
We saw the writing on the wall
As we felt this magical fantasy
Now with passion in our eyes
There's no way we could disguise it secretly
So we take each other's hand
'Cause we seem to understand the urgency
Just remember:
You're the one thing
I can't get enough of
So I'll tell you something
This could be love...
Because, I've had the time of my life
No, I never felt this way before
Yes, I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
Now I've had the time of my life
No, I never felt this way before (Never felt this way)
Yes, I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
I've had the time of my life
No, I never felt this way before (Never felt this way)
Yes, I swear it's the truth (It's the truth)
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I had the time of my life (The time of my life)
And I've searched through every open door
'Til I found the truth
And I owe it all to you
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