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Steal And Bastardspark

by Alice98 Test Records

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    This is a compilation album that features songs from the deleted "FREA$H" Bandcamp, which was a joke project by Sonic4 and ASDF about someone who stole music from Sonic4 Test Records and imitated them in a silly way. Sonic4 asked me and Stomach Acid to make our tracks for this project, which turned out amazing in my opinion. It's a very strange album and I hope you like it.
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Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf Daar geraak ik nooit van af 'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu Mè die balle en die snooker-keu 'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard En dan geel, groen, bruin, blaut, roos en zwart Doe lak ik dan zedde strak Ook 'ne snooker-maniak Ik spelde vreuger vogelepik En van tijd ook boomeke-wies En ik was 'ne krak op de pitjesbak En van pokeren ook ni vies Mor af en toe, ja da wette goe Begint da te vervele Toen zag bibi op den tellevisie "E snooker-matchke spele!" Ik docht verrekt...ik gon direkt Gelak die kerels doen Want ge wèt mor nooit...weurre kik ooit 'ne snookerkampioen En van in 't begin, dan vloge kik 'r in Ik leerde de strafste stote En nà is 't zovâr op den biljâr "Zennekik 'nen hele grote!" Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf Daar geraak ik nooit van af 'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu Mè die balle en die snooker-keu 'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard En dan geel, groen, bruin, blaut, roos en zwart Doe lak ik dan zedde strak Ook 'ne snooker-maniak Nà zee die van mij...zeg luisterd' is gij Wa vangde gà nà allemol aan Vanaf dà gij dà spelleke spelt Ziede gij mij nimîer staan Da snooker-spel da 's goed en wel Mor gij zult moette kieze Blèfde gij begot zo'ne snookerzot "Dan pak ik mijn valieze!" Ik zee mè 'n air...da d'is ni fair Dà kunde toch ni doen Want verleje keer worde nog zo fier Op oewe snookerkampioen En lieve chou...versta me goe Ik laat aa nooit ni valle Mor astemblieft...'k zèn verliefd "Op m'n keu en al m'n balle!" Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf Daar geraak ik nooit van af 'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu Mè die balle en die snooker-keu 'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard En dan geel, groen, bruin, blaut, roos en zwart Doe lak ik dan zedde strak Ook 'ne snooker-maniak Ik zèn pertang van nikske bang Mor ochgottekes mè 'n toernooi Dan hemmekik dan daver over heel me lijf En 'ne kop lak 'n savooi Ik loer en ik mik en ik stoemp En iedereen roept "a mok et" En ik zeg wèral bà de lesten bal "'t is allemaal in de pocket!" Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf Daar geraak ik nooit van af 'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu Mè die balle en die snooker-keu 'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard En dan geel, groen, bruin, blaut, roos en zwart Doe lak ik dan zedde strak Ook 'ne snooker-maniak Ik zèn 'nen echte snooker-maf Daar geraak ik nooit van af 'k weur da spelleke nooit ni beu Mè die balle en die snooker-keu 'k speel de rooie...goe d'hard... ...has sat in his chair for the whole of this final frame.
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Play the fucking track! Play that fucking-
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Poets say our lives are like the rivers that flow They surely know true Everyone a different kind of stream, so they say All on our way too Here's a raging torrent that's dashing on strong Here's a peaceful rivulet bubbling alone I have been just like a weary river That keeps winding endlessly Fate has been a very cheerful giver To most everyone but me Oh, how long it took me to learn Hope is strong and tides have to turn And now I know that every weary river Someday meets the sea! I have been just like a weary river That keeps winding endlessly Fate has been a very cheerful giver To most everyone but me Oh, how long it took me to learn Hope is strong and tides have to turn And now I know that every weary river Someday meets the sea!
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Now I've had the time of my life No, I never felt like this before Yes, I swear it's the truth And I owe it all to you 'Cause I've had the time of my life And I owe it all to you I've been waiting for so long Now I've finally found someone to stand by me We saw the writing on the wall As we felt this magical fantasy Now with passion in our eyes There's no way we could disguise it secretly So we take each other's hand 'Cause we seem to understand the urgency Just remember: You're the one thing I can't get enough of So I'll tell you something This could be love... Because, I've had the time of my life No, I never felt this way before Yes, I swear it's the truth And I owe it all to you Now I've had the time of my life No, I never felt this way before (Never felt this way) Yes, I swear it's the truth And I owe it all to you I've had the time of my life No, I never felt this way before (Never felt this way) Yes, I swear it's the truth (It's the truth) And I owe it all to you 'Cause I had the time of my life (The time of my life) And I've searched through every open door 'Til I found the truth And I owe it all to you
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ATR-0003 : STEAL AND BASTARDSPARK
All tracks stolen from MATT FREA$H
except for track 01 and track 02.
Album artwork by Sonic4.
Released on Alice98 Test Records.

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released April 13, 2024

sonic4.neocities.org/releases/ATR-0003

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"I used to find samples; now I break them."

Welcome to Alice98 Test Records! Home of the "butchers" of Gensokyo.

Inspired by Sonic4 Test Records, a band that distorts music to sound strange.
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